Little Things In Life – Vegan for Russians now too!

The Pursuer speaks:

Hi-vis waistcoat now for free-range chickens too.
That’s why: vegan now for Russians as well. But we’re not stopping at Tartex, tofu sausages, vegan minced balls or some other nonsense. None of that is right for our Russians. So:
Vegetarischer Caviar-Ersatz
Fischrogenimitat Auf Algenbasis
(Vegetarian caviar substitute – seaweed based fish roe)

Yeah, okay. Why was this unavailable up to now? Everyone always wanted it, everyone needs it.
We tested it!!!
On bread…. …. or pure, for our foodies.

And when will vegan vodka be available with it?
Experienced readers know of course that such a story can’t end. Not without a quote!

A certain gentleman (who is fat here?), who resembles me otherwise,
especially because he has a mustache and I wear glasses,
once responded when asked how the caviar tasted: “salty”.
They actually did imitate this in any case.
A certain gentleman who resembles
a certain other gentleman, but not me,
he also has no glasses is now likewise
connected to Russians.
Due to the vegan caviar?
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