Little Things In Life – Vegan for Russians now too!

The Pursuer speaks:

Why do we wonder sometimes that certain things just haven’t existed and why it takes so long until they do? For example safety vests for chickens – pink and yellow, lower-priced in double pack, shipped by Omelette Ltd. But on the other hand, it’s as if they always existed.

Warnwesten jetzt auch für Hühner-

Hi-vis waistcoat now for free-range chickens too.

As if our Russian friends weren’t troubled enough already and I can tell you a thing or two about it. Being vegetarian or vegan there is pretty tough and pretty much involves eating raw fruit and vegetables. But the vegetarian universe likes Russians too!

That’s why: vegan now for Russians as well. But we’re not stopping at Tartex, tofu sausages, vegan minced balls or some other nonsense. None of that is right for our Russians. So:

Vegetarischer Caviar-Ersatz
Fischrogenimitat Auf Algenbasis

(Vegetarian caviar substitute – seaweed based fish roe)

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Yeah, okay. Why was this unavailable up to now? Everyone always wanted it, everyone needs it.

We tested it!!!

                                 On bread….     …. or pure, for our foodies.

Und wann gibt es den veganen Wodka dazu?

And when will vegan vodka be available with it?

Ва́ше здоро́вье!
Experienced readers know of course that such a story can’t end. Not without a quote!

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A certain gentleman (who is fat here?), who resembles me otherwise,

especially because he has a mustache and I wear glasses,

once responded when asked how the caviar tasted: “salty”.

They actually did imitate this in any case.

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A certain gentleman who resembles

a certain other gentleman, but not me,

he also has no glasses is now likewise

connected to Russians.

Due to the vegan caviar?

Morjens


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